Keywords of the week

where in the south bank is the flat by the thames in woody allen´s match point

Dunno. Sorry.

There were also 14 references to egg shaped buildings, so there is clearly widespread dissatisfaction with the moniker Gherkin.

The others I think are best left as a surreal list which sums up why people like you come here.

• post barnsley y picture a city alsop

• gherkin is a dog

• y fronts

• mps against tall buildings in yorkshire

• shard shouldn't

• radio sketch re faulty rolls royce in australia

• is a cuttysark a bike